I don't.

Correction- I can't. I don't know what to call my blog. Again. I was thinking karma is as karma does...but I just don't want that for this.

So. This is my fresh start. Drama is overrated. The end. Maybe I needed a little dose of scandal since my drama queen friend has been pretty calm lately (happy four month!!!!!!!!!!), but probably not.

Ok, so (oh salsa!), I really should not be on here right now. Because I just bought a massiveeee sat prep book. Because I'm competitive. I need to beat my friends' sat scores. Too bad my over 1000 page book is under my feet right now. I wish that learning by osmosis thing didn't only work for garfield. (note the allusion to Linda's garfield poster. Oh, Linda. Yeah, can't say I miss you.) Anyway. I was just thinking- why did I start another blog? My last one turned out to be disaster. And apparently most of my friends thinks its weird to have a blog. So, Allie, whats one good reason you're doing this? Well, self, I'll get back to you, because I don't know. Maybe my friends are right and I am weird. I am talking to myself. God, I really hope no one finds this one. But isn' t the point of blogs that you want people to read them? Idk. I'm no professional blogger. But its nice to have an outlet, to be able to talk about everything or nothing if you want to. The whole, the internet is public and huge and free is sort of an up side and a down side. I like to feel like I'm being open and letting things out by putting this up, but if someone were to actually take the invitation and read this, I'd probably feel sort of...insecure.

Alright, getting boring. Here's the rest of today's news

- Things I decided I'd do if I were a guy: Have a really messy breakup with a girl where to get revenge I put blades in her eyelash curler. hah. and pee my name in the snow. yeah, its gross. yeah, you know you'd want to try it too.

-What I learned in amstud- rony gets really annoyed everytime I wish him happy four month. well , sucks for you! When I get to my four month, feel free to do the same to me. Oh wait, I'm on zero. How could I forget. Oh wait, I can't. Its everywhere. But I'm not bitter!

-What I learned in comp gov- nothing. typical. but this guy was staring at me. it was a little disconcerting, but he has good reason I guess. he thinks i'm weird. whats new.

-What I learned at lunch- if you play wall ball on campus during lunch, people will laugh at you. although it honestly looked kind of fun, and took me back to recess. Those were the days. Ecoli and the withering hand in their prime...

And after lunch, apparently I stopped learning because I can't think of anything. So, I guess I should go take a shower. And I won't sing because my sister is sleeping. Your welcome sister. I'm such a good samaritan. And so humble. So, I guess this is goodbye.

Ani ochevet,
Dave